Everyone says to me ‘you’ll be fine’
But I’m not fine, I never am fine, I won’t be fine without you
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professor is 6 mins late to first class ayyyy
so ten minutes after class was supposed to start someone throws a book at the whiteboard and everyone goes silent as this guy in a baseball cap leaps over his desk to the front of the room and says “I guess we can start class now. we’re gonna start by talking about my favorite subject: me”
my professor is a really young dude and disguised himself as a student
perf

